marceddy:

when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them

(Source: lampsarepeopletoo)

fluttershwee:

benoistmelissas:

DO

NOT

SPEAK

TO ME

WHEN

I HAVE

HEADPHONES

ON

JESUS

CHRIST

tommofacts:

tommofacts:

this. milk. is. expiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiired

(Source: doncasturbate)

kaczmareked:

do you ever stop to just quickly check tumblr in a somewhat awkward position

and then it’s like 2 hours later and you realize you havent moved and you’re just like

(Source: bonapartist)

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

malkatz:

The only way this gif

gets better

is if you reverse it

he’s like “the sun? well fuck that shit.”

splatter-brain:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

(Source: raging-woodcock)

internetexplorers:

if you try to take a picture of me when im not paying attention I promise you i will take your camera and shove it so far up your ass it will come out of your nose